1. So many men , so few who can afford me

2. God made us sisters, prozac made us friends

3.Coffee, chocolate, me, some things are just better rich

4.Dont treat me any differently than you would the queen

5.Im out of oestrogen and i have a gun

6.Warning; i have an attitude and i know how to use it

7. Of course i dont look busy, i did it right the first time

8. Do not start with me you will not win

9.all stressed out and no one to choke

10.How can i miss you if you wont go away

11.Dont upset !!!me i'm running out of places to hide the bodies

12.If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

LMAO

Janie xx